Biography for guy #1 (The one convincing his friend to go to Mug Night)

My name is Brett and I’m a twenty one year old business major from Kansas City. I’m tall, dark, and definitely handsome. I work out every day because I am always trying to look good for the ladies. I would have a girlfriend but I can never choose which girl I want to be with. I come from a well off family and drive a really nice car that my parents bought for me as a graduation present. When I'm not working out, I like to party with my boys and pick up the ladies on the weekends. I like to play sports, especially football and basketball with my roommates. I like to have fun and am up for anything

--Emily's Blog

This blog reminded me about the jock in young adult fiction.  We read about him all the time, but it was kinda fun to see it in first person.  When I was in high school, my friend did a murder mystery party where we were each assigned a character, and one of them was the "good for nothing play boy".  This biography reminded me of the costume that person created for the character.