--Two friends in Java City--

You could practice stealth killing. That's a work out.
*Snorts* I’m too much of a clutz they would see me coming...may as well embrace that fact.
That's why you practice. Get better. Show them corporate douche-bagels the art of work-out-killing. DO ITTTT.
*Laughs* I’ll get right on that. Know anywhere I can sign up for ninja classes?

--They grab their food and come back to their table--

So you gonna take those ninja assassination classes?

Of course, but ninja masters are so hard to find.  They’re just so ninja-ee
Let me know if you find one.
Oh I’m keeping my eyes peeled.